While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman had left her glasses on the table and didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to go back to the restaurant and retrieve her glasses.
All the way back the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
The more he chided her, the more agitated she became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute.
To her relief they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.”